1. upgraders:

    It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

    (via liamdryden)

     
  2. davidesky2:

    An Indian version of The Golden Compass by Assaf Horowitz, via Character Design Page.

    I’m dying

    (via carobelle)

     
  3. invocative:

    I’m going to express all my emotions this way from now on.

    (via liamdryden)

     
  4. dead-klokateer:

    peridotpirate:

    Some of the very best subtitles

    Sobbing Mathematically

    (via liamdryden)

     
  5. oldmanstephanie:

    givemeinternet:

    I love this post.

    is that a fucking pun

    (via tyleroakley)

     
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  7. hipster-trichster:

    marina-peixes:

    svvords:

    Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

    she wears short shorts I wear long longs

    she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

    (Source: wasiangod, via captaincrayon)

     

  8. finestintheshop:

    i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

    (via carobelle)

     
  9. genderoftheday:

    Today’s Gender of the day is: Canadian Applicant 

    (via carobelle)

     
  10. buzzfeed:

    lol parents   [x]

    (via kelseyrolfe)

     
  11. vietnamemes:

    Jackie Chan is a rollerblade

    (via liamdryden)

     

  12. sprinkledoughnut:

    my anaconda don’t want none unless u got hot cross buns hot cross buns one a penny two a penny hot cross buns

    (via iamsexy)

     
  13. (Source: greatfatsby, via liamdryden)

     
  14. cannedviennasausage:

    lapdragons:

    youremybrandnewday:

    letsgetfitwithdisney:

    nosdrinker:

    baimbaie:

    captainspensaurus:

    the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.

    I feel old…

    very odd

    literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

    Literally everyone.

    I am 18.. What is the very hungry caterpillar?

    are you joking

    i am almost 23 and i never read the very hungry caterpillar

    (Source: somethingclassic, via toastercoat)

     

  15. valleyofdestruction:

    spoken-not-written:

    dropped my scrabble game on the sidewalk

    What’s the word on the street?

    (via tyleroakley)