1. (Source: greatfatsby, via liamdryden)

  2. cannedviennasausage:







    the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.

    I feel old…

    very odd

    literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

    Literally everyone.

    I am 18.. What is the very hungry caterpillar?

    are you joking

    i am almost 23 and i never read the very hungry caterpillar

    (Source: somethingclassic, via toastercoat)


  3. valleyofdestruction:


    dropped my scrabble game on the sidewalk

    What’s the word on the street?

    (via tyleroakley)

  4. bbenjaminn:


    The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

    Lmao this is beautiful

    (via captaincrayon)


  5. just-a-little-stump:


    a transgender person has a child

    they are now transparent

    I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun

    (via tyleroakley)


  7. zandapheri:

    scientists have isolated the gene that makes you become a eugenicist and are somewhat torn as to what to do with this

    (via carobelle)


  8. Last night in my dream, there was a big party going and I was just finding places to sleep. I slept while I slept.


  9. cringing:


    do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?


    (via edge-of-inspiration)

  10. durbikins:

    Never forget that Ami tricked her classmate who couldn’t read English into thinking the lyrics to “Danger Zone” by Kenny Loggins were important space engineering documents.

    (via carobelle)

  11. dinolich:


    Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

    what a baby

    (via liamdryden)

  12. breakinglestrade:

    "You used to ride me like that" :(

    (via tyleroakley)

  13. (Source: orangeis, via liamdryden)

  14. wiggle wiigle wwgle

    (Source: taanyaamg, via zoella)

  15. finally found my spirit animal

    (Source: drtessarosetorres, via carobelle)