The awkwardness when your black friend gets sent to jail in monopoly.– Facebook Group
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“THE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!” yelled Cornelia Fudge. “YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!” yelled Rumbridge. “YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR VOLDEMORT WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!” “Very well.” Dumbledore said angrily. “Butt we cannot do this. We can’t close the school. There is only one person who is capable of killing Voldemort and...
OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!– Harry Potter
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Me plus you, minus the clothing, divide the legs, and then we multiply. Word.– Unknown
You can’t spell Voldemort without emo.
They’re crying because they can’t believe how ugly we are.– Tom Fletcher (McFly) talking about fans
European and American ladies too arrogant? →
No way! They’re making a White Chicks 2! Lawl.
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